"You could just go without," I suggested. "You know ... wait until you get to college and get some education under your belt and get a little more exp...rience with men."She shook her head. "Nope. I don't think so. I think sex must be like crack cocaine. It's instantly addictive. I had no idea how good I could feel. If I'd have known I'd have been having sex for years." But you can't let some boy paw you," I moaned."Why not? It's so much fun!" she beamed."Boys don't know shit about making a woman. The chicken yells to the horse to run and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes.The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!!!" And so the chicken did, pulling herself up to safety.The Moral of the Story?If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.For those who already have children past this age ... this is hilariousFor. More

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