Any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and odd...y truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color. I find the blue stiletto pumps and slip my foot in slowly. I listen to the pantyhose rustle as I slip my foot in. I sit on the edge of my bed and close my eyes and slowly take them back off and place my ankles close together. I imagine my ankles being tied with ropes. I pop out of the fantasy! The rope I bought. Where is it? I look around. I open the bottom draw to the nightstand and I see the rope in the bottom of the draw. It's been take out of the package. I pick up a piece and notice that. More

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