Based on "the greedy the people" by e.e. cummingsthe angry the girls(as he as can. Why would have Aunt Kat and his mom put a tube of lubricating jelly in his purse, unless... Carl swallowed, terrified, immediately thinking back to when she had insisted he get a Brazilian wax at the salon, and the way his new gaff was cut for ‘minimal discomfort’!“Candi?” Tom called. “Babe, what’s wrong?”“Nothing!” Carl called back tremulously. “I, um, I can’t find my lip gloss!”“Babe, you look fine,” Tom sighed. “Don’t be silly, Candi. Jeez, you’re such ablonde sometimes.”“I’m coming,” Carl. “Found meself a young lassie too. Methinks I’m going to make her into my serving wench.”“I hope you’re not hungry, Captain,” said Christy, dryly.“Just kidding,” said Will.“No you’re not,” said Christy. She grinned, though.The incident happened when Jim was escorting Agatha to get some homemade ice cream. He offered to go get it for her, but she said she needed to get up and move around, because her legs were going numb. They came face to face with Ethyl, who was leaving the table with a bowl of. Recharged, Elle stood confidently and gave the assembled Turner masses a megawatt smile. Her eyes seemed to light up the room. Without a word being spoken Elle had established her bona fides. The family recognized her as a woman of power. ‘Eamon brought me down to talk to you because you are just about the most influential family in America. We hope you might use that influence to help convince the powers-that-be that what you are about to hear is true. We need help because the world is in.Read More
